Is There Anything Evolution Can't Do?
Television dinners linked to evolution
This Cambridge professor suggests that eating in front of the television is akin to our ancestors eating around the fire. (Of course, our "ancestors" ate around the fire as far back as a couple hundred years.)
But wait! Doesn't sitting around the television lead to obesity? Won't feeding younger children and keep them sitting still so they can be entertained make them hyperactive? Nonsense.
Evolution makes us fat and evolution makes kids hyperactive. It's all very simple.
And just for good measure, if your golf swing stinks, that's evolution's fault too.