Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Karen Carpenter stalking incident #2

Done with classes for the day. Dark outside as I walk to my car. I pull out the keys, pull open the door, heave my backpack and laptop bag inside, and follow them in. Key in ignition. The radio comes on. I left it on the "soft rock" station. And what to my wondering ears should appear...

"I' hooooome...for Chriiiiiissssmaaaaas..." Karen sings soothingly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I shout like a derranged maniac.

Karen Carpenter, serial stalker. Incident number 2, and it's only the 8th of November. Where will she turn up next?

It's going to be a long two months.



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